Joke: The Helicopter Ride

 Bob and his wife Sandy went to the state fair every year,

 And every year Bob would say,
 
 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

 Sandy always replied,

 'I know Bob, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,

 And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

One year Bob and Sandy went to the fair,

and Bob said,
 
 'Sandy, I'm 65 years old.

 If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'

 To this, Sandy replied,

 "Bob that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
 
 The pilot overheard the couple and said,

 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.
If you can stay quiet for the entire ride
and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

 But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

 Bob and Sandy agreed and up they went.

 The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard..

 He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
 But still not a word...

 When they landed, the pilot turned to Bob and said,
 
 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

 I'm impressed!'
 Bob replied,
 'Well, to tell you the truth,

 I almost said something when Sandy fell out,

 But you know,

  "Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'