BEER, FISHING, SEX & GOLF

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
 particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
 dollars for dinner.

 The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,

"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with
 it instead of dinner?"

 "No, I had to stop drinking years ago,"

the homeless man replied.

 "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?"

the man asked.

 "No, I don't waste time fishing,"

the homeless man said. "I need to spend
 all my time trying to stay alive."

 "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
 the man asked.

 "Are you NUTS!"

replied the homeless man.
"I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

 "Will you spend the money on a woman instead of food?"

the man asked.

 "What would I get for ten lousy bucks?"

exclaimed the homeless man.

 "Well," said the man,

"I'm not going to give you the money.

Instead, I'm going to take you home

for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

 The homeless man was astounded.

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
 The man replied,

"That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man
looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."